Wishes for my Enemies

A List of Things I Would Wish Upon My Biggest Enemies

• Endless amounts of Wet Socks
• An entire day forced to watch a Pawn Stars marathon on the history Channel.
• To be the last one to get in the shower to find out everyones used all the Hot Water
• To have a fantastic hair day when all their friends are out of town and they have no where to go.
• To have Netflix Freeze during the most intense part of an episode.
• Uneven Chair legs.
• lots of stubbed toes on the corners of tables.
• 50 owed attendance schools.
• An awkward sunburn. Preferable from Sunglasses.
• The Schools Toilet Paper
• The fear of forgotten homework.
• A slobbery Kiss
• A hike in 100 degree weather
• Awesome comebacks they don't think of until its to late.
• Restaurants that only offer Pepsi products. 
• A charlie horse every morning when they wake up.
• Starting a period on the day they wear white shorts.
• working at a place where the majority of the customers dont speak English.
• To reach in their pocket and realize their $10 bill is gone.
• To get startled when using an Eyelash curler.
•  A wart on their toe in the summer.
• Dust in their contacts they cant get out.
• A 14 hour flight sitting next to a drunk man who sleeps with his mouth open
• The stomach flu on Thanksgiving
• The WiFi being down
• Their brand new phone gets dropped and shatters
• Papercut +Lemon Juice
• They get a carton of Ice cream out of the freezer only to find out someone put it there empty.
•  An alarm clock that wont stop ringing
• a sharp rock in their foot when walking barefoot
• A spider in their bed
•  generic brand microwave popcorn

Happy Birthday

Fireworks lit up the fourth of July sky
Telling the story of our freedom
I sat and watched like every other year      
But this time my heart was celebrating you

After all, it was also your birthday.

With every flash in the sky
My eyes lit up with color
Sorta like the way they do
When you tell me I'm beautiful.

With every loud *BOOM*
The beat hit through my soul
Kinda like your heartbeat
I felt when we cuddled.

With every sparkle and shimmer
I watched with amazement and wonder.
Kinda like the way I look at you,
And wonder why it took so long to REALLY see you.

With the finale coming nearer,
I waited with much excitement
Almost like the way I'm waiting now
For a kiss that creates fireworks in my stomach

The fireworks came to an end
Leaving nothing but smoke in the sky.
Kinda like the candles you blew out that night.
Happy Birthday America, but mostly to you...

Too bad I'm celebrating without you.