Wishes for my Enemies

A List of Things I Would Wish Upon My Biggest Enemies

• Endless amounts of Wet Socks
• An entire day forced to watch a Pawn Stars marathon on the history Channel.
• To be the last one to get in the shower to find out everyones used all the Hot Water
• To have a fantastic hair day when all their friends are out of town and they have no where to go.
• To have Netflix Freeze during the most intense part of an episode.
• Uneven Chair legs.
• lots of stubbed toes on the corners of tables.
• 50 owed attendance schools.
• An awkward sunburn. Preferable from Sunglasses.
• The Schools Toilet Paper
• The fear of forgotten homework.
• A slobbery Kiss
• A hike in 100 degree weather
• Awesome comebacks they don't think of until its to late.
• Restaurants that only offer Pepsi products. 
• A charlie horse every morning when they wake up.
• Starting a period on the day they wear white shorts.
• working at a place where the majority of the customers dont speak English.
• To reach in their pocket and realize their $10 bill is gone.
• To get startled when using an Eyelash curler.
•  A wart on their toe in the summer.
• Dust in their contacts they cant get out.
• A 14 hour flight sitting next to a drunk man who sleeps with his mouth open
• The stomach flu on Thanksgiving
• The WiFi being down
• Their brand new phone gets dropped and shatters
• Papercut +Lemon Juice
• They get a carton of Ice cream out of the freezer only to find out someone put it there empty.
•  An alarm clock that wont stop ringing
• a sharp rock in their foot when walking barefoot
• A spider in their bed
•  generic brand microwave popcorn